every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Celebrities taking the underground
What fucking subway is this
so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and
this is best
I hope your roommate finds these pictures.
someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room
IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED
like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK
and then the coVER ART
and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS
WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK
She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.
I hate all cats
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER
listen… listen for a second… sit down and listen… okay are you listening? okay… imagine… an orca with antlers
I’ve never drawn an orca before but I did the thing:
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
"Frank! Hey Frank! What do turtles use to communicate? A shellphone. Get it? Shellphone! Hey, stop pushing me I’m gonna…” *splash*
fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)
Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
I want to put him in my pocket and take him home
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see